2. You buy dog food more often than you buy human food.
It's the universal dog call. Everyone knows that.
For example, maybe your parents were murdered by a robber, and you've made it your duty to bring an end to injustice.
1. You own at least one dog. This might seem obvious or simple, but it's the most important part. 2. You buy dog food more often than you buy human food. This statistic is relative to the specific dog person. While not every dog person buys more dog food than human food, everyone who buys more dog food than human food is a dog person. 3. You're always saying "Here boy/girl" and slapping your hands on your thighs. It's the universal dog call. Everyone knows that. 4. You LOVE Frisbee. You don't know why, but there's something about catching a Frisbee that makes you stick your tongue out and wag your tail. 5. You lick everything and everyone. Everything tastes so good, and your tongue can't get enough. Especially human faces. 6. You have an interesting backstory. For example, maybe your parents were murdered by a robber, and you've made it your duty to bring an end to injustice. 7. You form a Man-Dog Private Investigator Agency called "Justice Bites Back". In order to bring an end to injustice you become a P.I. and team up with your dog. 8. Due to a horrific cloning factory accident, you become a Dog Person. Following a lead you received from an anonymous source, you and your dog find yourselves inside an illegal cloning factory. While walking in the rafters, you and your dog trip and fall into a machine that crosses the DNA of the subjects and makes one new subject. You are now a superhero of sorts since you are half dog, half human, and you fight crime in the ruff streets of New York City.
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