Luke Gallagher runs this site, and between you and me, he's a little shit. He thinks he's so funny, and he'll go as far as it takes to gather the fake information for his fake stories. Some people call Luke a journalist, but others call him a big, stupid idiot (me). He doesn't care about hurting people's feelings, as long as it means he gets to laugh about it. He's a soulless, heartless excuse for a person, and unless someone stops him, he will probably take over the world one day. He will enslave us all, but don't blame me; I tried to warn you!